• I got a jury duty summons but its for somebody else who doesnt live here

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    • Re: I got a jury duty summons but its for somebody else who doesnt live here
      Posted 06/18/2017 11:44 PM - Hide
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      Write moved, return to sender, put in mailbox.

      If you don't do this a warrant will be issued and cops will show up and take you to jail, the cops won't care, they just have to have a body.
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      Posted 06/18/2017 11:46 PM - Hide
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      Write moved, return to sender, put in mailbox.

      If you don't do this a warrant will be issued and cops will show up and take you to jail, the cops won't care, they just have to have a body.

      what if i just call the phone number and explain, think that will suffice?
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      Posted 06/19/2017 12:22 AM - Hide
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      what if i just call the phone number and explain, think that will suffice?

      If yout don't mind a minimum wage office workers having your balls in a vice.
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      Posted 06/19/2017 12:43 AM - Hide
    • Send it certified mail to Ruzich Dr...let them sweat a little ;cornlol;
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      Posted 06/19/2017 01:06 AM : Edited 06/19/2017 01:06 AM - Hide
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      Write moved, return to sender, put in mailbox.

      :potd:

      Actually, this is a good idea even if the summons has your name on it.

      Just drop it in a public mailbox with "return to sender...".

      Who the FUCK is gonna follow up on that?? The other option is to ignore it altogether but this way sounds better.

      Thoughts?
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      Posted 06/19/2017 01:11 AM - Hide
    • Just go and be heard mumbling "I hope I get a nigger this time. All niggers should be in jail". ;slol;
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    • Re: I got a jury duty summons but its for somebody else who doesnt live here
      Posted 06/19/2017 01:11 AM - Hide
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      Actually, this is a good idea even if the summons has your name on it.

      Just drop it in a public mailbox with "return to sender...".

      Who the FUCK is gonna follow up on that?? The other option is to ignore it altogether but this way sounds better.

      Thoughts?
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      i dont have time for any bullshit if i was to ignore it.

      but, this isnt addressed to me, so i will just call them.
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      Posted 06/19/2017 01:46 AM - Hide
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      i dont have time for any bullshit if i was to ignore it.

      but, this isnt addressed to me, so i will just call them.

      If it does not have yer name on it, it has NOTHING to do with you.

      Ignore it dummy.
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      Posted 06/19/2017 01:54 AM - Hide
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      i dont have time for any bullshit if i was to ignore it.

      but, this isnt addressed to me, so i will just call them.

      If it does not have yer name on it, it has NOTHING to do with you.

      Ignore it dummy.

      :frown:
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    • Re: I got a jury duty summons but its for somebody else who doesnt live here
      Posted 06/19/2017 01:55 AM - Hide
    • Who's name is on it? A former occupant?
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      Posted 06/19/2017 01:56 AM - Hide
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      Who's name is on it? A former occupant?

      yeah
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    • Re: I got a jury duty summons but its for somebody else who doesnt live here
      Posted 06/19/2017 01:58 AM : Edited 06/19/2017 01:59 AM - Hide
    • Yes, I'm calling about the summons. There's been a mistake! It does not have my name on it.
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      Great. We will fix that later. Show up for Jury Duty at 8:00 a.m. sharp. Dont be late!
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      Posted 06/19/2017 02:16 AM - Hide
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      Yes, I'm calling about the summons. There's been a mistake! It does not have my name on it.
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      Great. We will fix that later. Show up for Jury Duty at 8:00 a.m. sharp. Dont be late!
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      i kno rite
      fuck
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    • Re: I got a jury duty summons but its for somebody else who doesnt live here
      Posted 06/19/2017 05:18 AM - Hide
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      Write moved, return to sender, put in mailbox.

      Make sure to also write :fuckyou: on the envelope so that they know not to send anything to your address anymore.
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    • Re: I got a jury duty summons but its for somebody else who doesnt live here
      Posted 06/19/2017 07:36 AM - Hide
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      nothing worse than jury summons. good luck. no idea what to do.

      What's the big deal? You sit in a waiting room with a nice book all day, then go home. At worst, most cases are decided in a few hours. When the jury deliberates, you find out first hand most people are fucking morons, decide with the consensus, then go home. Very few people get stuck on cases that go on longer than a day.
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      Posted 06/19/2017 07:51 AM - Hide
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      nothing worse than jury summons. good luck. no idea what to do.

      Funny that people bitch about OJ and friends getting off - but nobody wants to sit on a jury themselves.

      :interesting:
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      What's the big deal? You sit in a waiting room with a nice book all day, then go home. At worst, most cases are decided in a few hours. When the jury deliberates, you find out first hand most people are fucking morons, decide with the consensus, then go home. Very few people get stuck on cases that go on longer than a day.
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      :stfu:

      I went to Jury Duty. Luckily got off same day due to hardship.

      Case went on for 3 fucking weeks. Finally ended in mistrial when defendant (murdered 3 hookers) was screaming in court.

      :rolleyes:
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    • Re: I got a jury duty summons but its for somebody else who doesnt live here
      Posted 06/19/2017 08:32 AM - Hide
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      What do i do? :confused:

      wipe ur ass with it,or use it to shimb a loose hinge,iffn the state cant keep track of their paperwork u gonna waste space in a hard drive
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    • Re: I got a jury duty summons but its for somebody else who doesnt live here
      Posted 06/19/2017 12:08 PM - Hide
    • Not your name? Not your problem, son.
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    • Re: I got a jury duty summons but its for somebody else who doesnt live here
      Posted 06/20/2017 02:15 PM - Hide
    • I wrote moved / wrong address and put it in the mail
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