• A very special snowflake burned down his parents house and killed 3 pets while trying to

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      • Fscking Moron
      • Posted 03/20/2017 11:43 PM - Hide
      • exterminate ants with matches.

        http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/03/21/man-burns-down-parents-house-kills-pets-while-trying-to-exterminate-ants.html

        FoxNews.com
        Mar 21, 2017
        Associated Press writer

        Maine's state fire marshal says a man burned down his parents' house and killed three pets while trying to exterminate ants in his basement with matches. Investigators say 21-year-old Devon Doucette was trying to incinerate the ants with wooden matches when one of them ignited combustible materials. The fire quickly spread to the rest of the house. ...the house is owned by his parents, who were not home at the time... the fire killed two cats and one dog. They say charges are not likely.

        :genyconnor:
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      • Re: A very special snowflake burned down his parents house and killed 3 pets while trying to
        Posted 03/20/2017 11:54 PM - Hide
      • I think he succeeded in exterminating all the ants :tu:
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      • Ant annihilation co-operative
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      • Re: A very special snowflake burned down his parents house and killed 3 pets while trying to
        Posted 03/20/2017 11:58 PM - Hide
      • Meh.

        Collateral damage. Friendly fire.

        :shrug:
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      • Re: A very special snowflake burned down his parents house and killed 3 pets while trying to
        Posted 03/21/2017 12:15 AM - Hide
      • :rofl:
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        Posted 03/21/2017 12:30 AM - Hide
      • Shoulda' used a cat

        A very special snowflake burned down his parents house and killed 3 pets while trying to #1


        If kitty can confront a preying mantis a damn ant should be no problem
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      • Re: A very special snowflake burned down his parents house and killed 3 pets while trying to
        Posted 03/21/2017 03:08 AM - Hide
      • ;slol;

        you got me, thanks. douche is French for douche, but it also means bath or shower.

        Very odd surname.
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